Explosion

As a warm feeling starts to undertake my back, its snaps me awake to catch my dog peeing on the bed. Once I recognized that she as doing that I screamed "Roco you stupid dog!" Immediately he stopped peeing and jumped off the bed scared with his tail in between his legs. The warm yellow liquid was moving in my direction and I jumped out of bed like a cat. Checking the time I was running behind and I had to decide if I take a shower and shave or do I clean the bed. I decided to shower and shave before work, the mess will be there when I get back. Once I got out and began to look for clothes to wear I was troubled when the only Clean shirt was a horizontal red white and blue American flag dress shirt. I had no choice but to throw it on, then I went searing for some dress pants and the first pair of black sock I could find. Looking like modern day uncle Sam I got in the car and headed to work. Once I arrived I pulled up to the security gate to show the guard my ID; once my window went down he caught a glimpse of my shirt he remarked with a sly salute and I played back with a quick salute back. He gave me my ID and opened up the barrier. Once parked I headed to the building and got to my desk. A yellow stick note said Alex see me in my office -Mary. I took the sticky and headed right to it; I got to the door gave a polite knock immediately she responded with a "come in". I turn the corner and there was a lady of about 65. Some grey hair around, probably mostly from her husband. She had on the usual business dress suit a women of her power wears. When she looked up from the computer screen she laughed and told me she liked my shirt. I replied with a nice smile and said thank you. She smiled back and said "son your going to have to be let go". I just got fired by my mother...